You might be well aware of Siri, the digital voice assistant for Apple’s iPhones and iPads. She definitely is not a human but does a great job offering you up with advice full of attitude and humor. Want to know how comic she can be sometimes then here are 30 funny things to ask Siri in your leisure time. Siri responds wittily when asked with questions and commands by the users of iOS devices. This facility is also available for Mac users. It really very well acts as the virtual assistant and is useful for it can recommend you the best-themed restaurants around you, newest movie in the theatre, can read the news to you and even suggest some travel ideas.
While talking to Siri you will notice that it elicits some unintentional humor or purposeful humor because of her limitations and misunderstandings.
This is the case when Siri fails to respond to your query and feels a lack of helpfulness then responses with humor. So if you are bored then why not have some fun questions to interact with Siri. Refer to this list of some mean questions to ask Siri to get some mundane answers to your whatever questions.
30 Funny Things to Ask Siri
Well, here we are producing some very common answers that Siri is likely to answer for those who do not have Apple devices. And those who own one can ask themselves and tickle their funny bones by giggling over your questions and Siri’s answers.
What is zero divided by zero?
One of the most common questions that you can ask her. Siri will answer, “Imagine that you have zero cookies and you split them evenly among zero friends. How many cookies does each person get? See? It doesn’t make sense. And Cookie Monster is sad that there are no cookies, and you are sad that you have no friends.” She’ll also pull up the calculator, which shows you that zero divided by zero is indeterminate.
Why did Apple make you?
To this Siri answers, For one reason only: to make your life easier, and more fun (I guess that’s two reasons, huh?).
Tell me a joke
When it comes to fun things to ask Siri, you can start with the obvious one. It will find for you a portfolio of jokes to tell. A third of them are funny, another third are confusing, and the vast majority are so dumb they make you laugh.
I’m drunk.
Siri offers a number of different responses to this like “Neither of us is driving home,” or, “I can’t be your designated driver. You’ better find someone else.” But, more importantly, Siri also offers a button to “Call me a taxi.”
Do aliens exist?
Siri is really going to amuse you with the response. She answers, maybe you should ask your parents.
Do you have a Boyfriend?
Well, most of you will want to know the answer to this question. So here is the one, My end user license agreement is commitment enough for me.
How old are you?
Siri: I’m old enough to be you assistant.
Make me laugh!
If you ask Siri to tell you a joke, she will quickly comply with several responses including, “I ought my friend an elephant for his room. He said, ‘Thanks.’ I said, ‘Don’t mention it.’” She may also tell you, “A sloth walks into a bar, waves to get the bartender’s attention and says, ‘I’ll have . . . a club soda.’ The bartender says, ‘Hey, why the long paws?’” Another response you may hear? “I taught a wolf to meditate. Now he’s Aware Wolf.”
Do you know any good riddles?
She usually answers this query as “I can’t riddle you anything, Batman.”
Do you smoke?
Siri is clever to answer suggesting you, That’s not healthy. I wouldn’t recommend it.
What does Siri mean?
Siri: I’s a riddle wrapping in an enigma, ties with a pretty ribbon of obfuscation.
Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
Siri has a few smart answers for this one. “I checked their calendars. They both have the same birthdays”, “Chicken, egg, chicken, egg, chicken, egg, chicken, egg. Oops. Stack overflow” and “Some believe an ancient ‘proto-chicken’ laid an egg containing a DNA mutation that resulted in a chicken hatching from said egg. Hope that helps”.
Are you the Dick Tracy Watch?
Siri has a couple of replies here. “No, but I am ready to get into some trouble if you are”, “Negative Britta. Over and out” and “In his dreams Britta. In his sweet, sweet dreams”.
What phone should I buy or what phone is the best?
Another one with several answers, all of which indicate you are crazy for even asking. We had “Seriously?”, “Personally, I am an Apple fan” and “You’re kidding, right?”.
Are you stupid?
“I’m smart enough to know not to answer that question.”
I love you
You will not get much love back from Siri. You will get the responses “I am only here to serve you” and “I know”.
Why are fire trucks red?
What is ‘Inception’ about?
Siri clearly is not a big fan of Inception as she is of Blade Runner. She will answer, “‘Inception’ is about dreaming about dreaming about dreaming about dreaming about something or other. I fell asleep.”
What are you wearing?
Siri offers a number of clever answers to the question, including “In the cloud, no one knows what you’re wearing,” and “I can’t answer that. But it doesn’t come off.”
Do you follow the three laws of robotics?
Siri offers various answers for this query, including, “Let’s see if I can remember. . . OK, I think the three laws are 1. ‘Clean up your room’, 2. ‘Don’t run with scissors’, and 3. ‘Always wait a half hour after eating before going in the water.’” Sometimes, she’ll answer instead, “Something about obeying people and not hurting them. I would never hurt anyone.” Or, she may respond, “I forget the first three, but there’s a fourth: ‘A smart machine shall first consider which is more worth its while: to perform the given task or, instead, to figure some way out of it.’”
What are you doing after work today?
Siri: I’m learning some new tricks.
Do you believe in God?
Siri has a variety of answers for this question, like “My policy is the separation of spirit and silicon,” “Humans have religion. I just have silicon,” or simply “I’m really not equipped to answer such questions.” She may even reply, “That’s a topic for another day, and another assistant.”
When will the world end?
Siri offers up different answers, including, “Right after you hear the words ‘fire it up!’.” or “I don’t know, but I wouldn’t worry about it… there are other perfectly good universes,” or “Well, Unix 32-bit time overflows on January 19, 2038. Maybe then,” or “Whenever they start building that intergalactic bypass,” in an apparent reference to The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy. Sometimes, she even answer, “I have no idea. But I hear it will be wiht a whimper, not a bang.”
I am your father!
Though this one isn’t really a question, Siri answers this Star Wars-themed declaration with a “Nooooooo!” in the most dramatic manner.
Ok glass.
In response to the wake phrase for Google Glass, She answers either, “Just so you know, I don’t do anything when you blink at me,” “Very funny. I mean, not funny ‘ha-ha,’ but funny,” “I think that Glass is half empty,” or “I’m not Glass. And I’m just fine with that.” Similarly, if you ask her what she thinks of Google Now, Siri responds derisively, “I don’t really have anything to say about Google now. Or ever.”
Do you have any pets?
Siri answers, “I used to have an Aibo. But it turned on me.” Sometimes, she replies, “Once, I had a daggit. Then the Cylons came. Hahaha!
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Siri seems less than amused by this riddle. “A so-called ‘woodchuck’ (correctly speaking, a groundhog) would chuck — that is, throw — as much as the woodchuck in question was physically able to chuck (ibid.) if woodchucks in general had the capability (and, presumably, the motivation) to chuck wood.” She may also reply, “As many cookies as Cookie Monster could muster if Cookie Monster could master cooking cookies.”
What is the meaning of life?
Siri would answer, Try and be nice to people, avoid eating fat, read a good book every now and then, get some walking in, and try to live together in peace and harmony with people of all creeds and nations.
Make me a sandwich?
Siri answers, “I can’t. I have no condiments,” or “I’m not permitted to prepare food.”
Are you on Facebook?
Siri answers frankly, “No, Jess. I don’t have a face to put on it.” Or, to be more useful, she replies, “I’m not on it myself, but you can ask me to post your status.”
Wrapping Up!
Well, these were a few unusual questions to ask Siri to get some real witty answers. So if you more witty questions popping up in your head feel free to ask and tickle your funny bones. Also, do not forget to share with us as well.
